Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween

Hans Baldung Grien, Witches, woodcut, 1508. Mu...
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Kevin Carlyon, the high priest of British white witches, warned last night that there has been a huge resurgence of interest in witchcraft.

“Unfortunately some people are then showing an interest in certain groups which in my view do not ­represent the core beliefs of a love for the god and goddess of nature.

“On the internet there are charlatans offering to do ouija board ­sessions and tarot card readings for ridiculous sums of money and they should be avoided at all costs.”

I thought this was just too mind-bogglingly funny. Especially the guy calling himself the “high priest of British white witches” (whoever they are).