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Author Topic: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture  (Read 1718 times)

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Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« on: March 07, 2014, 11:47:17 pm »
My cousin's wife posted this today and after reading it I realized just why I don't take her seriously anymore. Its short and crazy, just like we like our *cough cough crackpot cough* articles right?

"Let's Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled. . .It's Obama Vs Revelation 13:15-18"

But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2014, 12:13:33 am »
Quote from: LadyBug;141956
My cousin's wife posted this today and after reading it I realized just why I don't take her seriously anymore. Its short and crazy, just like we like our *cough cough crackpot cough* articles right?

"Let's Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled. . .It's Obama Vs Revelation 13:15-18"

But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

I couldn't even finish reading it. There were too many little grammatical errors that ticked me off. I can't believe some people are this stupid to even believe we're getting...implanted. I mean, really?
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2014, 12:13:55 am »
What do I think about made up, fake news? I think it's pretty funny, though a little underdeveloped by conspiracy theory standards.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2014, 12:34:30 am »
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2014, 02:27:32 am »
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Ahahahahaha, go me with the quote fail. Sorry about that.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2014, 02:52:18 am »
Quote from: LadyBug;141956
My cousin's wife posted this today and after reading it I realized just why I don't take her seriously anymore. Its short and crazy, just like we like our *cough cough crackpot cough* articles right?

"Let's Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled. . .It's Obama Vs Revelation 13:15-18"

But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

 
1 - Poe's Law - can't tell the differnce the satire and the folks who'd say this.

2 - Suffer's from the same lack of imagination that the (from memory many years ago) Left Behind series did.  (under way for a really long time with nothing better to read)

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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2014, 02:32:46 pm »
Quote from: LadyBug;141956
My cousin's wife posted this today and after reading it I realized just why I don't take her seriously anymore. Its short and crazy, just like we like our *cough cough crackpot cough* articles right?

"Let's Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled. . .It's Obama Vs Revelation 13:15-18"

But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

 
...I have this feeling that someone very close to me will start sending this around very soon...
I mean, I can sorta understand the crazy cuz I grew up around it, and more power to them for having enough faith in their religion to believe this, but seriously? Seriously?

Also, they need a grammar checker. Like now.

It made me laugh, though, and that's what's important. I think.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2014, 03:08:06 pm »
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 But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

I can excuse the poor language, because this is Malawi news, and English is probably secondary to the writer (as well as the editors apparently.)  But there are several legitimate criticisms one can make about the Affordable Care Act without stooping to arrant bulshittery.  
 
On the other hand, I am glad to know that once the chipping starts here in the States, I will be safe if I move to Malawi, where apparently somebody knows the score.  Also, it seems Malawi is a hot spot for "widespread child and forced marriage" which is perfect if you hate Obama's flagship bill but love socially-accepted sexual predation.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2014, 03:46:52 am »
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But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

 
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2014, 11:04:41 am »
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I can excuse the poor language, because this is Malawi news, and English is probably secondary to the writer (as well as the editors apparently.)  But there are several legitimate criticisms one can make about the Affordable Care Act without stooping to arrant bulshittery.  

 
This sums up my feelings on the subject, too.

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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2014, 12:33:35 pm »
Quote from: LadyBug;141956
My cousin's wife posted this today and after reading it I realized just why I don't take her seriously anymore. Its short and crazy, just like we like our *cough cough crackpot cough* articles right?

"Let's Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled. . .It's Obama Vs Revelation 13:15-18"

But seriously! All joking aside, what do you guys think?

... I don't even... Wow.

Sad part is, I have actually already heard this chip theory from a few people in my High School. It looks like it's getting around.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2014, 06:19:19 pm »
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... I don't even... Wow.

Sad part is, I have actually already heard this chip theory from a few people in my High School. It looks like it's getting around.

 
So it's not just me? Thanks gods.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2014, 11:04:59 pm »
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So it's not just me? Thanks gods.

Nope, not at all. Though, It'd be nice if such conspiracy theories didn't get around so much.
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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 02:13:26 am »
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Nope, not at all. Though, It'd be nice if such conspiracy theories didn't get around so much.

 
So true. Ever heard of this one?
http://www.tanbooks.com/doct/destroy_church.htm

I go somewhere Catholic, so there are a TON of these guys floating around. **shakes head, at a total loss**

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Re: Obama Care (most recent) Proof of the Rapture
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2014, 04:44:09 am »
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So true. Ever heard of this one?
http://www.tanbooks.com/doct/destroy_church.htm

I go somewhere Catholic, so there are a TON of these guys floating around. **shakes head, at a total loss**

(Oh, also I typo'ed. Instead of thanks it should be thank).

 
This seems like a good point to remind people that there's a Conspiracy Theories forum.

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