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'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« on: October 28, 2013, 06:58:22 am »
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I thought this was just too mind-bogglingly funny. Especially the guy calling himself the "high priest of British white witches" (whoever they are).
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2013, 07:10:22 am »
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I thought this was just too mind-bogglingly funny. Especially the guy calling himself the "high priest of British white witches" (whoever they are).

 
Oh no, it's Kevin.

I was watching some documentary with my friend once (not about paganism or witchcraft specifically, I forget what it was about - fantasy books, maybe) and he turned up. We looked at each other and said "let's not be that guy" at the same time.
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 07:44:07 am »
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I thought this was just too mind-bogglingly funny. Especially the guy calling himself the "high priest of British white witches" (whoever they are).

 
Who the smeg dug Kevin up again? Well at least he's changed his title a bit- he used to be 'The King of ALL the Witches in Britain'. I haven't heard anything from him in a while though- should have known he'd show up again sooner or later.....
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2013, 08:10:00 am »
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Who the smeg dug Kevin up again? Well at least he's changed his title a bit- he used to be 'The King of ALL the Witches in Britain'. I haven't heard anything from him in a while though- should have known he'd show up again sooner or later.....

 
Who on earth is he? Is he with an organization of some kind, or just self-declared High Mugwump of All Little Minion Mugwumps?
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2013, 08:25:22 am »
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Who on earth is he? Is he with an organization of some kind, or just self-declared High Mugwump of All Little Minion Mugwumps?

 
http://www.kevincarlyon.co.uk/

He's someone with delusions of grandeur.....
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2013, 08:34:58 am »
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Who the smeg dug Kevin up again? Well at least he's changed his title a bit- he used to be 'The King of ALL the Witches in Britain'. I haven't heard anything from him in a while though- should have known he'd show up again sooner or later.....

And according to (former?) King Kevin, the OTO needs to be watched by the authorities? Oh boy.

I do have to wonder where Kevin has been the past year or two and why he decided to grace the world with his presence now?
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2013, 08:50:04 am »
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And according to (former?) King Kevin, the OTO needs to be watched by the authorities? Oh boy.

I do have to wonder where Kevin has been the past year or two and why he decided to grace the world with his presence now?

 
People were starting to forget he exists- can't have that now, can we? :ange:
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2013, 09:52:17 am »
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Who the smeg dug Kevin up again?


See?  Halloween really is evil.  It makes Kevin appear every year.

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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2013, 01:01:33 pm »
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Who on earth is he? Is he with an organization of some kind, or just self-declared High Mugwump of All Little Minion Mugwumps?

 
I remember one time when he tried to perform an exorcism on Loch Ness (because apparently Nessie is a demon that Aleister Crowley summoned).  Oh and I saw him on some silly NatGeo documentary once -- his ceremonial robe is an ordinary bathrobe you can get from any cheap department store.


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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2013, 02:11:31 pm »
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I remember one time when he tried to perform an exorcism on Loch Ness (because apparently Nessie is a demon that Aleister Crowley summoned).  Oh and I saw him on some silly NatGeo documentary once -- his ceremonial robe is an ordinary bathrobe you can get from any cheap department store.

 
If only Nessie had showed up and sprayed him with a perfectly-timed splash.

An ordinary bathrobe? You'd think he'd try to jazz it up a bit for the "ceremonial" bit.
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2013, 02:58:54 pm »
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And according to (former?) King Kevin, the OTO needs to be watched by the authorities? Oh boy.

I do have to wonder where Kevin has been the past year or two and why he decided to grace the world with his presence now?
Uh oh! The OTO is evil, I better stop going to things at the lodge!
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2013, 06:55:20 pm »
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Uh oh! The OTO is evil, I better stop going to things at the lodge!

Especially on Halloween. Apparently Satan is out luring people that night and the OTO is his first stop.
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2013, 07:17:11 pm »
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Oh and I saw him on some silly NatGeo documentary once -- his ceremonial robe is an ordinary bathrobe you can get from any cheap department store.

 
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2013, 07:47:11 pm »
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Especially on Halloween. Apparently Satan is out luring people that night and the OTO is his first stop.
So your saying I get to meet Satan? Awesome! And we have an open lodge night on Halloween, lol
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Re: 'Youngsters lured into the world of Satan by Halloween'
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2013, 07:50:46 pm »
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I thought this was just too mind-bogglingly funny. Especially the guy calling himself the "high priest of British white witches" (whoever they are).

 
Three cheer for the return of King Kevin!  It really doesn't feel like Halloween without him.

(Also, re: Peaches Geldof - are we sure she's a Thelemite?  'Cause that tat looks like she's just got a crush on someone named Oscar Theodore Osbourne or something...)
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