How Would You Prove Your God?

[Melamphoros]

I don't know, I'm awfully skeptical about the ocean.

 
Ocean?  Oh wait, that big blue wet thing?  Yeah, I'm skeptical, too.

[Jack]

Ocean?  Oh wait, that big blue wet thing?  Yeah, I'm skeptical, too.

Ocean is just another shade of Turquoise anyway.

[Lana288]

Ocean is just another shade of Turquoise anyway.

 
Please. Discussion is useless- everyone knows that the One True Color is Pink. All other colors are figments of your imagination, or worse, red trying to seduce you to his unpinked cause.

[mlr52]

Please. Discussion is useless- everyone knows that the One True Color is Pink. All other colors are figments of your imagination, or worse, red trying to seduce you to his unpinked cause.

 
How does that explain the yellow submarine?

[Jack]

Please. Discussion is useless- everyone knows that the One True Color is Pink. All other colors are figments of your imagination, or worse, red trying to seduce you to his unpinked cause.

Are you trying to tell me that Turquoise is a pigment of my imagination?

[Melamphoros]

Please. Discussion is useless- everyone knows that the One True Color is Pink. All other colors are figments of your imagination, or worse, red trying to seduce you to his unpinked cause.

 
This makes an odd amount of sense.  Pink IS the color of absolute evil, and since there is no good in the universe...

[Lana288]

How does that explain the yellow submarine?

 
Easy. The Beatles lied.

[Lana288]

Are you trying to tell me that Turquoise is a pigment of my imagination?

 
Abso-fuschia-lutely. :p Or red in a different wavelength. (Beware, your tone is at stake!)

[mlr52]

Easy. The Beatles lied.

 
First I don't get to see the colors, then TC members stop describing them, now you say the Fab Four are not truth stayers.  What God permit this?

[Sefiru]

Are you trying to tell me that Turquoise is a pigment of my imagination?

That pun is so gloriously awful that I gave you rep for it.

[Sulischild]

That pun is so gloriously awful that I gave you rep for it.

 
And I gave you rep for giving Jack rep because I can't give Jack rep myself.

Is synesthesia UPG?

[MadZealot]

That pun is so gloriously awful that I gave you rep for it.

 
Punishingly awful.

[MadZealot]

My gods are proven all the time. Scientific research regularly confirms the existence of land, sea and sky. I'm done.

 
Reminds me of a meme that pops up on FB from time to time.

"I worship nature.  Don't laugh.  I can prove it exists."

[Jack]

That pun is so gloriously awful that I gave you rep for it.

 
In fairness, I did not in any way invent that pun. Germandragon just gave me a beautiful straight line.

[SunflowerP]

BTW, the "proof" in the article referred to by the OP is one of the less convincing proofs for a JCI-like deity I've seen. I can't imagine why space was wasted printing it in a publication like Skeptic unless they were just looking to stir people up.

 
Regrettably, this is all too likely to be their motivation.

Sunflower, who is skeptical about Skeptics