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Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« on: January 28, 2012, 04:11:13 pm »
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Hello I my employee have a situation with his wife. He says he can never be angry with her no matter what she does to him. She does not cook for him, no washing clothes, no cleaning home, most of all she does not work. He says that wouldn’t be a problem at all he loves her and pay maids to maintain all the mention work for him, but the worst part is she calls him names and swell at him every now and then. No sexual intacles at all but he still can’t be angry with her.

He say one day he dreamed of her doing some spells on him that he must never live her no matter what she does to him and when he woke up there she was on the bed side standing naked as she was borne looking at him in the middle of the night. He was so scared and he ran out of the flat.

Do you think this is a Spell work?
« Last Edit: January 28, 2012, 05:59:26 pm by RandallS »
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 05:04:07 pm »
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I seriously doubt it.  He's not the first guy I've heard of married like that.  It's probably his subconsciousness projecting feelings he's buried.  As for her standing naked over him.  Well, not being there I don't know.  For all I know she sleeps like that and just got up to go to the bathroom or was coming back.
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 05:57:07 pm »
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I removed your SPAM SIG ("love spells") and banned you. Spammers are not welcome here
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 06:11:06 pm »
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 Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

Ingredients:

2 cups chicken broth, divided
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 (12-ounce) package SPAM® Classic, diced
1/2 cup candied pineapple, finely chopped
1/2 cup candied cherries, finely chopped
2 cups pure maple syrup, heated
Butter

Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.


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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 06:21:08 pm »
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 06:34:09 pm »
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Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.

 
You forgot a step...
6. Promptly throw into the nearest rubbish bin.  

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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 06:49:13 pm »
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Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

 
Oh, gods, no. NOT THE MAPLE SYRUP.


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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 07:44:50 pm »
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I felt a great disturbance in the forest...like a million maple trees cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

 
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 08:25:16 pm »
Quote from: Melamphoros;40679
Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

Ingredients:

2 cups chicken broth, divided
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 (12-ounce) package SPAM® Classic, diced
1/2 cup candied pineapple, finely chopped
1/2 cup candied cherries, finely chopped
2 cups pure maple syrup, heated
Butter

Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.


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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 10:13:47 pm »
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 For all I know she sleeps like that and just got up to go to the bathroom or was coming back.


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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
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Or she sleeps above the covers. Four feet above the covers.

 
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2012, 12:26:32 am »
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Or she sleeps above the covers. Four feet above the covers.

 
ROFLOL  Could very well do that too! :D:

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2012, 02:22:50 am »
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ROFLOL  Could very well do that too! :D:

 
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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2012, 04:36:55 pm »
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the first movie was definately the best....

"oh ray you didn't"

"this chick is toast!"

"are you the gate keeper?"

 

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Re: Could this be Black magic spells?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2012, 03:12:50 am »
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