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Author Topic: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai  (Read 1569 times)

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SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« on: January 03, 2013, 04:15:18 am »
Hello SPAM-Lovers, I am top class SPAM Model in Mumbai and few selected metro cities in all over SPAM. I am so spammy, too spammity and spamxy girls. I am ready for SPAM with you any time.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 04:40:28 am by Tana »

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 05:07:58 am »
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Hello SPAM-Lovers, I am top class SPAM Model in Mumbai and few selected metro cities in all over SPAM. I am so spammy, too spammity and spamxy girls. I am ready for SPAM with you any time.

 
Are you wearing Spamdex Pork Shorts?
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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 05:57:22 am »
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Are you wearing Spamdex Pork Shorts?
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2001/Spamdex.htm


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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 06:25:12 am »
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Hello SPAM-Lovers, I am top class SPAM Model in Mumbai and few selected metro cities in all over SPAM. I am so spammy, too spammity and spamxy girls. I am ready for SPAM with you any time.

 

SPAM French Toast Sticks

Ingredients
1 12-ounce can SPAM® Classic grated or julienned
6 large eggs
2 8-ounce cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
16 slices white bread with crusts removed

Directions

1.  In bowl, combine SPAM® and cheese; mix well.
2.  In separate bowl, beat together eggs and vanilla.
3.  On clean work surface, use rolling pin to flatten each slice bread. Sprinkle SPAM® mixture over surface of bread. Roll up bread; gently press to seal edges.
4.  Dip each stick into egg mixture, turning gently to coat all sides. Place in lightly sprayed skillet or on griddle. Cook over medium heat, turning gently, until all sides are lightly browned and sticks are warmed thoroughly.
5.  Lightly dust with powdered sugar and cinnamon. Serve with honey or your favorite syrup for dipping.


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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 07:35:49 am »
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SPAM French Toast Sticks

Ingredients
1 12-ounce can SPAM® Classic grated or julienned
6 large eggs
2 8-ounce cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
16 slices white bread with crusts removed

Directions

1.  In bowl, combine SPAM® and cheese; mix well.
2.  In separate bowl, beat together eggs and vanilla.
3.  On clean work surface, use rolling pin to flatten each slice bread. Sprinkle SPAM® mixture over surface of bread. Roll up bread; gently press to seal edges.
4.  Dip each stick into egg mixture, turning gently to coat all sides. Place in lightly sprayed skillet or on griddle. Cook over medium heat, turning gently, until all sides are lightly browned and sticks are warmed thoroughly.
5.  Lightly dust with powdered sugar and cinnamon. Serve with honey or your favorite syrup for dipping.

 
You're slipping, Mel

That actually sounds edible

(I know - I'm weird)

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 08:14:44 am »
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You're slipping, Mel

That actually sounds edible

(I know - I'm weird)

 
No, actually quite a lot of Spam recipes are either "that would be good if I used genuine ham" or "that would work fine if I omitted the Spam, no replacement necessary".

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 08:19:13 am »
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No, actually quite a lot of Spam recipes are either "that would be good if I used genuine ham" or "that would work fine if I omitted the Spam, no replacement necessary".

Sunflower

 
No, I really meant 'that sounds good' - even with the Spam

I live not far from Hormel's HQ - I'm in 'Spam Country' here - and sometimes I actually eat the stuff :eek:

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 08:33:54 am »
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No, I really meant 'that sounds good' - even with the Spam

I live not far from Hormel's HQ - I'm in 'Spam Country' here - and sometimes I actually eat the stuff :eek:

 
You have my deepest sympathies.

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 11:17:29 am »
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Hello SPAM-Lovers, I am top class SPAM Model in Mumbai and few selected metro cities in all over SPAM. I am so spammy, too spammity and spamxy girls. I am ready for SPAM with you any time.


Spam escorts?  Nobody will eat that now.  Not that anyone was gonna eat it before.

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 01:54:36 pm »
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Hello SPAM-Lovers

 
I managed to read the title as "SPAM Escargots" and thought: "Now THAT's a waste of perfectly good snails, if I ever saw one!". :D:

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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 01:57:27 pm »
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Hello SPAM-Lovers, I am top class SPAM Model in Mumbai and few selected metro cities in all over SPAM. I am so spammy, too spammity and spamxy girls. I am ready for SPAM with you any time.

 
Am I the only one who read that title and wanted to start sculpting girls from SPAM?  

I am, aren't I?  There must be something seriously wrong with me.
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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 02:02:20 pm »
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Am I the only one who read that title and wanted to start sculpting girls from SPAM?  

I am, aren't I?  There must be something seriously wrong with me.

 
Yuck. :sick: Lol.
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 06:11:22 pm »
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I managed to read the title as "SPAM Escargots" and thought: "Now THAT's a waste of perfectly good snails, if I ever saw one!". :D:

 
*files "SPAM Escargots" away in his file of future recipes*


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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2013, 07:35:51 pm »
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*files "SPAM Escargots" away in his file of future recipes*

Well, now I'll never eat escargot again....

(Not that I have them very often anyway.)
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Re: SPAM Escorts - SPAM Girls in Mumbai
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 08:01:37 pm »
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*files "SPAM Escargots" away in his file of future recipes*


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo! :sick:

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