insert creative and original greeting here.

[callmechaos]

I read this title of a threat someone posted and thought it was something other than it was. it was actually someone introducing themselves, but it got me to think. Most people say "hello" and "goodbye" or "bye" in very usual names. So for giggles i thought we could all make up new ways to say greet and say goodbye to peole.
Here goes mine:
"May a tiny frog slap your knee caps" (means be on your way)