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I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« on: January 04, 2014, 04:35:05 pm »
I am SPAM, 23 years old.
I have a stunning and spammy body figure.
I am sure I am going to stay in your SPAM.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2014, 04:48:03 pm by Tana »

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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 05:00:56 pm »
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I am SPAM, 23 years old.
I have a stunning and spammy body figure.
I am sure I am going to stay in your SPAM.

 
Tana, be careful what you wish for... Candied Spam.
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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 05:13:09 pm »
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Tana, be careful what you wish for... Candied Spam.

 
I am not clicking this link. Nope.
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All you could try to be was a witch, as hard as you could.\'
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Confuzzled and proud. :p

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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 05:48:51 pm »
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I am not clicking this link. Nope.

 
You're missing out.
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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 06:19:00 pm »
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I am not clicking this link. Nope.

 
It's sweet spammy goodness.
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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2014, 07:44:49 pm »
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It's sweet spammy goodness.

 
Well, it's sweet spammy something, all right.

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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2014, 02:19:52 pm »
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It's sweet spammy goodness.


It's also probably delicious.  My brother-in-law makes this dish consisting of L'il Smokeys, pineapple chunks (and juice), and about a gallon of barbecue sauce.  In concept, it's abhorrent, but whenever he brings it to a potluck, the crock pot is practically licked clean.  People look for other things to dip in the sauce when the sausage and pineapple are gone.

I don't get it and never will.  This is why I'd probably suck at alchemy.  ;)

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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2014, 02:32:00 pm »
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It's also probably delicious.  My brother-in-law makes this dish consisting of L'il Smokeys, pineapple chunks (and juice), and about a gallon of barbecue sauce.  In concept, it's abhorrent, but whenever he brings it to a potluck, the crock pot is practically licked clean.  People look for other things to dip in the sauce when the sausage and pineapple are gone.

I don't get it and never will.  This is why I'd probably suck at alchemy.  ;)

Brina


We've always taken Li'l Smokies and put them in some melted down grape jelly mixed with a little cayenne or black pepper.  Evidently it really is a southern thing (I thought my mom was just nuts), and not as bad as it sounds.

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Re: I am Going To Stay In Your SPAM
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2014, 09:44:16 am »
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We've always taken Li'l Smokies and put them in some melted down grape jelly mixed with a little cayenne or black pepper.  Evidently it really is a southern thing (I thought my mom was just nuts), and not as bad as it sounds.

 
That's interesting.  I'm from up north (the Great Lakes region) originally and we always made the Li'l Smokies in a mix of grape jelly and ketchup, no spices, in the crock pot.  Of course, I get funny looks for putting ketchup on my scrambled eggs as well, so maybe my people just enjoy adding ketchup to everything that comes our way.

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