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Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« on: October 13, 2018, 01:46:39 am »
ArttownSPAM is your one-stop for personalized SPAM, custom wood SPAM, gourmet SPAM baskets, last minute SPAM, and creative SPAM accents. Personalize SPAM for a business associate, send get well SPAM to a sick friend, surprise your wife with gold dipped SPAM, create family name SPAM for your friend's wedding and decorate your mancave with pub SPAM. Shop here to find impressive SPAM for any occasion, holiday or recipient.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2018, 03:06:24 am by SunflowerP »

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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2018, 03:13:47 am »
ArttownSPAM is your one-stop for personalized SPAM, custom wood SPAM, gourmet SPAM baskets, last minute SPAM, and creative SPAM accents. Personalize SPAM for a business associate, send get well SPAM to a sick friend, surprise your wife with gold dipped SPAM, create family name SPAM for your friend's wedding and decorate your mancave with pub SPAM. Shop here to find impressive SPAM for any occasion, holiday or recipient.

Pulled SPAM® BBQ Sandwich

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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2018, 03:58:26 am »
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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2018, 10:51:56 am »
Poor choice. It almost seems edible!

That comes of getting the recipe from the official Spam site. Whether that's a bug or a feature depends on perspective - it's arguably less fun for the audience when the recipes seem quasi-palatable, but it makes the task of finding a recipe less onerous. For me, anyway.

In this instance the 'eyeroll' value comes not from the 'yuck :P' factor but from the misconstruction, intentional or unintentional, of what 'pulled' means with respect to cooking meat. Well, it made me  ::) ::) ::) anyway.

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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2018, 06:30:48 pm »


Oh wow, we haven't had one of these in a while!


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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2018, 03:40:03 am »

This is my first experience with spam on TC. I never would've expected it to be so humorous! Y'all just take everything in stride, with a bit of wit, don't you?

[putting opening and closing quote codes on different lines - SP]
« Last Edit: October 23, 2018, 07:21:24 pm by SunflowerP »
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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2018, 09:16:33 am »
This is my first experience with spam on TC. I never would've expected it to be so humorous! Y'all just take everything in stride, with a bit of wit, don't you?

The tradition is to find and to share the grossest Spam recipe you can find...with spoiler tags to keep unwary readers from losing their lunch! Although I tend to prefer to post this:

"All! The! SPAM!"

Disgusting, isn't it...and this coming from a carnivore!

[fixing Son of Quotecode Fail - SP]
« Last Edit: October 23, 2018, 07:22:13 pm by SunflowerP »
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Re: Personalize SPAM For All Occasions
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2018, 01:42:06 am »
This is my first experience with spam on TC. I never would've expected it to be so humorous! Y'all just take everything in stride, with a bit of wit, don't you?

[putting opening and closing quote codes on different lines - SP]

A Reminder:
Hi, EnderDragonFire,

Just a quick note: when you're removing all the text from a quote, you need to make sure the opening and closing quote code are on separate lines, or subsequent posts replying to your post have weird things happening to the quote.

I dropped you a reminder about this a few days ago, as well.

This isn't a formal warning, just a reminder. No reply is necessary, but if you have questions or need clarification, please feel free to contact a member of staff privately.

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