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Author Topic: Words For Women To Live By  (Read 4269 times)

Dark Midnight

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Words For Women To Live By
« on: October 05, 2011, 01:45:06 am »
Words for women to live by:-

 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

 11. When life gives you lemons in 2011 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

 12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

 14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

 15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 05:03:23 am »
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7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.


That's not my greatest fear. I know it to be true. ;)

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15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong

 
I think my mom is going through this right now.
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2011, 08:18:44 am »
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That's not my greatest fear. I know it to be true. ;)

LOL! That was my thought when I read that one as well. "Hmm....But I'm always a bitch!"

Thanks Sharon for the desperately needed giggle this morning!
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 10:41:04 am »
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Words for women to live by:-

 


Thanks hon. Printed and tacked to my wall next to my monitor! :)
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 08:22:10 pm »
I love this whole thing!!
 
Quote from: Dark Midnight;24012
Words for women to live by:-

 15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong

 
This is when I am glad I have a son!  My mother wished I had 12 girls just like me!!

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 02:53:27 am »
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I love this whole thing!!
 

 
This is when I am glad I have a son!  My mother wished I had 12 girls just like me!!

 
You must have been fun as a teenager! :D:
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 07:27:42 am »
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 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

 
You mean being made out of plastic, have unrealistic body proportions and deformed feet, and change careers more times than a hooker changes clients?  Oh and that smile that makes it obvious there is nothing resembling a soul behind it?

Sorry, couldn't help myself;)


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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 06:53:07 am »
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You mean being made out of plastic, have unrealistic body proportions and deformed feet, and change careers more times than a hooker changes clients?  Oh and that smile that makes it obvious there is nothing resembling a soul behind it?

Sorry, couldn't help myself;)

 
*gigglesnort*  Thanks Mel, I needed that today.
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 05:38:51 pm »
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You mean being made out of plastic, have unrealistic body proportions and deformed feet, and change careers more times than a hooker changes clients?  Oh and that smile that makes it obvious there is nothing resembling a soul behind it?

Sorry, couldn't help myself;)

 
And the hooker's wardrobe! Don't forget that! (And more shoes than Imelda Marcos....) :whis:
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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 05:41:10 pm »
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And the hooker's wardrobe! Don't forget that! (And more shoes than Imelda Marcos....) :whis:

 
And everything she owns is Pepto-Bismol colored.


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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 06:05:05 pm »
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And everything she owns is Pepto-Bismol colored.

 
Except for the horses. Those actually are close-to-horse-colored. (My sister and I had three or four.....)
Do. Or do not. There is no try.  --Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

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Re: Words For Women To Live By
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 07:30:55 pm »
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You must have been fun as a teenager! :D:

 
You have no idea!  I was awful...   I look back at it now and am surprised I made it through my teenage years!  :)

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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 11:58:09 pm »
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And everything she owns is Pepto-Bismol colored.

 
Pepto-Bismol coloured or obnoxiously sparkly :eek: No wonder all my Barbies ended up mutilated and thrown in a bin somewhere.

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Pepto-Bismol coloured or obnoxiously sparkly :eek: No wonder all my Barbies ended up mutilated and thrown in a bin somewhere.

 
My mother's Barbie ended up losing her head. I can't remember if my mom did it, or one of her brothers......
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2011, 08:09:53 am »
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My mother's Barbie ended up losing her head. I can't remember if my mom did it, or one of her brothers......

 
I always liked reenacting the French Revolution with my sister's.  Yes, I was weird back then, too.


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