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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2011, 05:36:51 pm »
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I must not bat my Human's face repeatedly in the middle of the night as if it were a ball of yarn.  She will not find it amusing.

 
The kitchen counter tops are not a bed and the humans are happier and healthier when that particular surface is cat hair-free.

The closet is not a litterbox.  Confusing the two makes the humans yell at you.


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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2011, 03:58:56 am »
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The kitchen counter tops are not a bed and the humans are happier and healthier when that particular surface is cat hair-free.

The closet is not a litterbox.  Confusing the two makes the humans yell at you.

 
A human walking into the kitchen is not a signal that the kitties are about to get food.

Sitting next to the human and staring at her yogurt/cheese/ice cream/chicken/whatever is not considered polite.
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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2011, 05:04:01 am »
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For everyone:
http://www.simonscat.com/Films/Cat-Man-Do/
(And all the other fragments as well :) )

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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2011, 03:05:27 pm »
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For everyone:
http://www.simonscat.com/Films/Cat-Man-Do/
(And all the other fragments as well :) )

 
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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2011, 01:39:19 am »
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Things CATS Must Try To Remember!
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And...
Meowing at the door will not make it open.

The best gift I can ive my human is the sound of a grateful purr while my ears are being scratched, not a dead mouse or a squirrel head at their feet.

Just because the dog is smaller than me does not mean I can push her off the bed, couch, etc...

If my human is brushing their long hair it does not magically turn into a cat toy.

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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2011, 05:33:57 am »
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Going behind the TV is not an appropriate tactic in getting my attention. Why have you not realized that I will give you attention if you actually come to me looking for attention. I don't get it, cat.
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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2011, 06:13:32 am »
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Unplugging the pc monitor when your human is in the middle of a very important email is not going to get you love and cuddles. It will, however, get you a smaked backside and a loud yelling at.

Climing into the fridge is also a good way to get yelled at, as is using your humans' legs as a step ladder.
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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2011, 07:19:59 am »
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Things CATS Must Try To Remember!


Fringe is a fashion statement, not a cat toy.

Ditto strings on the knees of shorts.

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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2011, 10:26:25 am »
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Fringe is a fashion statement, not a cat toy.

Ditto strings on the knees of shorts.

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LOL! I had a cat that did that all the time.


It is not acceptable to fly past my human while she is going down the stairs, only to stop and lay down in them in order to attack her feet while she has her arms full of laundry. It ends up painful for both of us...
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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 02:37:23 pm »
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LOL! I had a cat that did that all the time.


It is not acceptable to fly past my human while she is going down the stairs, only to stop and lay down in them in order to attack her feet while she has her arms full of laundry. It ends up painful for both of us...


My human's books are not food and eating them will only make my human angry.

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Re: Things cats must try to remember
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2011, 04:11:55 pm »
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Fringe is a fashion statement, not a cat toy.

Ditto strings on the knees of shorts.

Absent

 
I learned early on not to buy stuff with fringe, for just that reason! (Or, to buy stuff that I could cut the fringe off of, if I really had to have it.)
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