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Author Topic: Humor/Quiz: There, I said it!  (Read 160661 times)

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2460 on: October 14, 2019, 04:04:28 pm »


Samsung Galaxy Tab3 I really like you but you've upset me tonight by losing my draft post I'd carefully written out, just so you know - be more careful, please   :P

Edited because oh poop.
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2461 on: October 16, 2019, 03:53:16 pm »
One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you?  Vent it here!  Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life.  Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"

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Bruno Mars,

STOP IT!

There. I said it.

Yay, a place to have a rant at last.

Dear UK,

Can someone bash the heads of everyone together for a moment.

Seriously, leaving the EU ( or not ) is not going to make all our problems disappear 'poof'. If we spent half the energy trying to fix them that we have shouting and swearing at each other ( well some of us ) we'd probably have fixed them by now..

Someone hand me a 2 x 4.

There I said it..

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2462 on: October 16, 2019, 03:59:04 pm »
Dear UK,

Oo, this is off topic but I managed to miss the fact you're a fellow UK Cauldronite and to promote the UK Cauldronites SIG to you - check it out, if you haven't already!

And, yeah, don't you Brexit at me, what were you, raised in a barn?  (JK  ;))
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2463 on: October 16, 2019, 06:57:29 pm »


Dear Mercedes Lackey,

You turned Scooby Doo into a Valdemar book, WTF? I can't decide if that's brilliant or stupid. I don't know if I should have put this in the positive TISI thread. Shaggy is a Herald and Scooby is a Kyree and the plot is about investigating mysterious disappearances, I can't even. (At least they're supporting characters and the names are changed, but *still*.) If the villain ends the book saying "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Heralds", I may just scream.

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2464 on: October 28, 2019, 01:48:53 pm »
One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you?  Vent it here!  Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life.  Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"

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Ok, huge rant warning.

I have to say this as it's been building up all afternoon, ever since I felt the focus.

When did all people who wanted Brexit suddenly become angry old f**rts, when did all those who didn't all become young idealists with no clue of the world? Were all Trump supporters always white supremists or all anti Trumps always liberal idiots who don't care about the world? Are all green supporters misguided children control by fake news sellers and all big companies evil ozone eaters?
When did so many people start seeing others as grey shadowy groups without names or personality? What is wrong with the world? Are there still people out there who look and listen beyond a label to here who each other really is??!

And why., oh, why, has my chest been burning with fire and my blood gone molten with so much flaming anger at those idiots ( I really want to shout here )...?

.........

That was a party political broadcast for the really angry party. We now return you to our regular broadcast

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2465 on: January 07, 2020, 07:17:00 pm »


This week I learned that rotten eggs do not, in fact, smell like natural gas indicator.
And that Easter decorations may be more perishable than they appear.  :(

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2466 on: January 09, 2020, 06:04:37 pm »
This week I learned that rotten eggs do not, in fact, smell like natural gas indicator.
And that Easter decorations may be more perishable than they appear.  :(

On the plus side that does give you an excuse for eating Easter eggs early ;)

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2467 on: April 20, 2020, 09:35:21 pm »
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The news is finally covering something other than Coronavirus ... it's a mass shooting.  :(

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2468 on: May 17, 2020, 06:58:13 am »
One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you?  Vent it here!  Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life.  Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"

(Note: As a staff member, I think I should start by instituting a prohibition against venting about other members)
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I am not a Platonist or Neoplatonist.

There. I said it.
I pray that religious animosity will end.

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #2469 on: June 02, 2020, 09:07:12 pm »

Dear (several, though not all) fellow grocery-shoppers,

Do you do that when you're driving your car, too: go the wrong way down one-way streets? ALL THOSE ARROWS ON THE FLOOR AND AT THE ENDS OF THE AISLES ARE THERE FOR. A. REASON.

Yes, it's a nuisance to have to go up an aisle you don't want anything from, just so that you can come down the one next to it that you do want something from. Suck it up, buttercup, this is the 'new normal', at least for the next several months.

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