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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2011, 09:51:05 pm »
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There. I fucking said it.

 
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2011, 10:06:51 pm »
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(((Ellen))) Emergency hugs and Trained Psychic Cookies dispatched.

 
*hughughug* Thank you. I've worried myself sick over this and I don't foresee the end being particularly pleasant.
Maker, though the darkness comes upon me,
I shall embrace the light. I shall weather the storm.
I shall endure.
What you have created, no one can tear asunder.

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2011, 11:10:03 pm »
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*hughughug* Thank you. I've worried myself sick over this and I don't foresee the end being particularly pleasant.

 
Rarely is. I'm dreading a scarily similar situation with a friend of mine. Love her to death but I have no more time to wait for her to grow up. Doesn't make all the good years shut up, though.

Take a deep breath, grab some tea (iced, if you prefer it so and/or you have horrid hot weather like me- mint cools and helps tummy, especially mint-ginger), and relax. Field no phone calls from her, nor text messages. Read no old messages from her. The past doesn't count if the present is too much to bear. Do something you love to do, whether its playing computer games or reading sappy fanfiction or watching Dr. Who Meets the My Little Ponies ;)

And remember that we wuv wu *big hugs* :)
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2011, 11:27:18 pm »
Quote from: Erinnightwalker;3466
Do something you love to do, whether its playing computer games or reading sappy fanfiction or watching Dr. Who Meets the My Little Ponies ;)

And remember that we wuv wu *big hugs* :)

 
Ha, I love how much you know me. :) Right now it's watching the Lion King and listening to the Broadway soundtrack. Lots of love in return. <3
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I shall embrace the light. I shall weather the storm.
I shall endure.
What you have created, no one can tear asunder.

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2011, 11:29:28 pm »
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There. I fucking said it.


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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2011, 11:44:45 pm »
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((((Sage))))

Here, you can have some of my ice cream.  Remember:  the ponies will always love you!


*ravenously ATTACKS ICE CREAM OM NOM*

This might be for another thread, but while I don't mind if I get radio silence from the gods most days, it'd be /really/ nice to get some sort of feedback when something /epic/ and bad goes down and I'm praying with 110% of my little bitty self. -_- Moses got a fskin /bush/. I should at least get a firefly. (THERE I SAID IT.)
Maker, though the darkness comes upon me,
I shall embrace the light. I shall weather the storm.
I shall endure.
What you have created, no one can tear asunder.

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2011, 06:30:04 am »
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*ravenously ATTACKS ICE CREAM OM NOM*

This might be for another thread, but while I don't mind if I get radio silence from the gods most days, it'd be /really/ nice to get some sort of feedback when something /epic/ and bad goes down and I'm praying with 110% of my little bitty self. -_- Moses got a fskin /bush/. I should at least get a firefly. (THERE I SAID IT.)

 
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Dear Assholes That Tried To Run Me Down,

I am our there doing my job and you just had to get around me quickly on a road that it normally deserted at that time in the morning.  So I pulled into someone's driveway to let you impatient idiots through.  A driveway on a narrow road with deep ditches on either side.  I have difficulty backing up anyway and this morning I was in a bulky SUV that I have difficulty maneuvering on good days.  And I almost went into one of said ditches but you probably don't care because all you're thinking about is getting to the marina.

Oh and speaking of which, I don't care if there is a fishing tournament today.  Just because you have a boat and too much free time doesn't give you an excuse to be an asshole.

There, I said it!


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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2011, 11:06:17 am »
Quote from: Finn;3452
*FERVENT NOD*

As a pedestrian, it irritates the fuck out of me when I see bikers on sidewalks. In Philly, there is some excuse: there are fewer bike lanes (and narrower sidewalks/cobblestones which makes the person hitting the ground after you run me down hurt even more).

In Seattle, though, there is no excuse. Bike lanes are nearly everywhere. Do not ride on the sidewalk if you do not want me to punch you in the face.

 
There is one city that has bike lanes in my area, which is about forty-five minutes north of the city I'm talking about. It just drives me absolutely nuts that on a narrow two lane road, I have to either crash into oncoming traffic to avoid a biker or I have to hit said biker.
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2011, 11:24:35 am »
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There. I fucking said it.


*Big virtual hugs and cheesecake for Ellen* We can make ourselves ill on the cheesecake and commiserate together.
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2011, 11:27:07 am »
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I'm a failure as a daughter Dad. I'm tired of being a verbal punching bag. I'm tired of having to agree with you to get any sort of non-biting reply back. I'm tired of being the spare kid. So shut it. Shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup. Shut your mouth and open your eyes before I leave.


Dad. I'm fed up of the way you take everything I say and change it to something else. I am fed up of you not actually listening to what I say. I am fed up of you apparently not taking any interest in my life, letting me find out things that you'd think would be important from other people, of you not making any effort to find out what's going on in my life or telling me what's going on in yours and then getting angry when I don't tell you everything anyway.

I am fed up of feeling like you only care about me when it suits you, and I am fed up of trying to explain all this to you.

Apparently I'm no daughter of yours? Well, unfortunately you are my dad, though you seem to think I've replaced you. I wouldn't blame myself if I had, but the problem is that no one else can be my dad, and since you're not being one then I don't have one at all now.

I wish you weren't my dad. There, I said it.
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2011, 03:12:47 pm »
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There, I said it.

 
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I am fairly sure no one of the male persuasion (or of the lesbian persuasion) wants to put up with your brain ninja ways. I don't want to pass your tests and I don't want to deal with your complaints about me cheating when, in reality, I am talking to a close friend whos been through a rough time.

BY THE WAY I know you were with her at the concert, you can't fool me THAT easily ;)
THERE I said it!

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There, I said it!
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2011, 04:50:24 pm »
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THERE I said it!

Comcast. We've had issues, mostly because you're a soul sucking whore of a corporate monopoly. So we cut cable and went with 'net only. Which is why I am baffled and furious that you dispatched a knuckle dragger to disconnect our INTERNET but leave the cable video feed turned on! Then you put me hold for a half hour then make me 'troubleshoot' the 'problem' even though we both know that the problem is between your moronic tech's ears. And then, THEN instead of making the idiot about face and repair his screw up you're making US wait until tomorrow evening - assuming anyone competent even shows up - to repair it! It's not like my school and business REQUIRE Internet access or anything you incompetent asshats!

There! I $&@!!!!! Said it!

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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2011, 05:08:33 pm »
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Comcast. We've had issues, mostly because you're a soul sucking whore of a corporate monopoly. So we cut cable and went with 'net only. Which is why I am baffled and furious that you dispatched a knuckle dragger to disconnect our INTERNET but leave the cable video feed turned on! Then you put me hold for a half hour then make me 'troubleshoot' the 'problem' even though we both know that the problem is between your moronic tech's ears. And then, THEN instead of making the idiot about face and repair his screw up you're making US wait until tomorrow evening - assuming anyone competent even shows up - to repair it! It's not like my school and business REQUIRE Internet access or anything you incompetent asshats!

There! I $&@!!!!! Said it!

 
That sounds a lot like my experience with Charter.  My sympathies.
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2011, 09:02:37 pm »
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There is one city that has bike lanes in my area, which is about forty-five minutes north of the city I'm talking about. It just drives me absolutely nuts that on a narrow two lane road, I have to either crash into oncoming traffic to avoid a biker or I have to hit said biker.

 
It's definitely a city-by-city basis. There are bike lobbists in my city right now pushing and pushing for bike lines, which is all well and good but... there is no room for the lanes. Because the city doesn't realize that just because you paint the lines on the road means that the cars will be able to FIT in those lines. I can't even begin to count how many times I've seen cars having to pull around cyclists on the road, or done it myself, or else I either have to go around 15-20 km/h, or hit them.

I'm sorry, but you won't ever see me biking on the road. It's just way too damn unsafe in my city. I am not in a car, I am on a bike.  I bike responsibly, stop at stop signs, and give pedestrians the right of way. I'm getting kind of tired being lumped into these groups of crazy-cyclists-who-mow-down-pedestrians-on-the-sidewalk just because I happen to use the same space. :/ I've had it happen to me before (not you, Finn) a lot more aggressively, and it's not a fun spot to be in.

(... There I said it? Haha.)
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Re: There, I said it!
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2011, 01:25:23 am »
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(... There I said it? Haha.)

 
Dear Touchy Feely Drunk Dumbette From Across the Street,

I sympathize with the fact that you suffer from the delusion that we're long lost best friends since the minute you moved in three years ago.  I suffer from the delusion you might one day stop drinking long enough to regrow a few brain cells which you can rub together.  Obviously, neither of us is facing reality honestly just yet, or I'd have given up on the thought that I could get anything through your thick skulled, alcohol leaded waste of grey matter with anything sharper than a sledgehammer of cringe inducing, anurism causing blunt aggressive kicks to the head.

But in what corner of your redneck loving inbred Southern State that forgot it's above the Mason Dixon Line, is it ok to go into another person's home, and while they're on hands and knees trying to scrub clean a woefully mistreated hardwood floor after having pulled up the carpeting decide that you're just going to go lift up the back of their shirt so you can "see how that healed up," when "that" healed up over nine months ago you crazy psychotic wench?!  Especially when the person had no idea you were in any way within grabbing distance of their shirt?  And...you didn't even tell them you wanted to look until after you'd lifted their shirt....never mind asking if they mind if you do.  And for the record...yes I did mind, not least of which because I was still actively scrubbing my floor when you did it.  

I don't care if we're all girls...it's NOT ok!  So please take your creepy little drunk self back to your own home, and kindly leave me alone.  Or at the very least stop %#+*^! Touching me wihtout my freaking permission you energy equivalent of a soul sucking abyss.

There, I said it!
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