Humor/Quiz: Signature Lines

[ehbowen]

I thought I might start a thread for especially apropos signature lines which you've run across on the Web in general. My suggestion is that submissions here have attribution for website and poster, although I welcome clarifications from the board staff. This thread was inspired by this sig line:

There is no shortage of people certain they know how to create the perfect world. Trouble is, they always start out by fucking up this one.

Web site: Goddess Relief Office; Poster: Imaginos1892.

I think I may need to take that to heart as a personal caution....