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It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« on: August 04, 2011, 10:20:37 pm »
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Re: It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 10:39:48 pm »
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This was an e-mail I received. :)

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Re: It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 12:58:07 am »
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*snicker* Frighteningly, one of my co-workers shows the same level of intelligence.

 
One person in my office thinks they are made up.
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Re: It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 02:21:40 am »
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This was an e-mail I received. :)

http://www.cyacomputer.com/Downloads/Subject1.doc

 
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Re: It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 02:54:08 am »
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this was an e-mail i received. :)

http://www.cyacomputer.com/downloads/subject1.doc

 
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Re: It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 01:41:17 pm »
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One person in my office thinks they are made up.

 
That person needs to get out more.  I for one do not have to go far to see stupidity on a freakin galactic scale!  That list is absurd enough that it's believable to me.

To use a personal example: when I worked tech support, I cannot tell you how many times when I told a person to right-click they would ask me how to do that, or what does writing "click" do?  No joke.  

My personal favorite was the lady that waited 15 minutes to ask how to turn her computer off!
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