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If famous writers had written Twilight
« on: January 03, 2012, 11:25:15 am »
If famous writers had written Twilight...

I lol'd at the James Joyce one.

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Re: If famous writers had written Twilight...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 11:35:08 am »
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If famous writers had written Twilight...

I lol'd at the James Joyce one.


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Re: If famous writers had written Twilight...
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 11:52:38 am »
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If famous writers had written Twilight...

I lol'd at the James Joyce one.

 
And most of those have a better premise than Twilight.  And "hatefucking" is a word that should be used more often:D:


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Re: If famous writers had written Twilight...
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 12:23:27 pm »
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Oh dear me, this here is so freaking awsome!

I loved the Ernest Hemingway and Haruki Murakami's adaptations.

If only it was true ;)

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Re: If famous writers had written Twilight...
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 01:11:43 pm »
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If famous writers had written Twilight...

I lol'd at the James Joyce one.


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