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Zlote Jablko

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4320 on: April 24, 2019, 12:33:22 am »
Banned for making sense.

Banned because I’m drunk right now.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4321 on: April 24, 2019, 12:50:22 am »
Banned because I’m drunk right now.
Banned for public intoxication.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4322 on: April 24, 2019, 12:18:34 pm »
Banned for public intoxication.

Banned because for sailors in the US Navy, of which I am a veteran, "public intoxication" is considered a résumé enhancement....
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4323 on: April 24, 2019, 01:23:55 pm »
Banned because for sailors in the US Navy, of which I am a veteran, "public intoxication" is considered a résumé enhancement....

Banned because "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4324 on: April 24, 2019, 01:30:49 pm »
Banned because "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

Banned because everyone knows you:

"Put him in the longboat and row him over"
and
"Hoist him aboard with a running bowline"
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"Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him"
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"Make him turn to at shining brightwork"
and...you get the drift!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4325 on: April 24, 2019, 01:54:35 pm »
Banned because everyone knows you:

"Put him in the longboat and row him over"
and
"Hoist him aboard with a running bowline"
and
"Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him"
and
"Make him turn to at shining brightwork"
and...you get the drift!

Banned because I'm not sure I've gotten the drift, but suspect this is a simply dreadful way to treat a sailor.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4326 on: April 24, 2019, 02:05:41 pm »
Banned because I'm not sure I've gotten the drift, but suspect this is a simply dreadful way to treat a sailor.

Banned until you expand the scope of your education:

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4327 on: April 25, 2019, 05:51:18 am »
Banned until you expand the scope of your education:

Banned because a drunken sailor is multitasking but is anyone doing the actual SAILING?
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4328 on: April 25, 2019, 01:58:05 pm »
Banned because a drunken sailor is multitasking but is anyone doing the actual SAILING?

Banned for using all caps.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4329 on: April 25, 2019, 02:18:45 pm »
Banned for using all caps.

Banned for proper capitalization.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4330 on: April 25, 2019, 07:10:10 pm »
Banned for proper capitalization.

Banned for impropriety.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4331 on: April 26, 2019, 07:58:40 pm »
Banned for impropriety.

Banned for having a decent vocabulary.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4332 on: April 28, 2019, 01:31:12 am »
Banned for having a decent vocabulary.
Banned for encouraging indecent vocabulary.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4333 on: April 28, 2019, 01:57:39 am »
Banned for encouraging indecent vocabulary.
Banned because former sailors such as myself are well-known to have a very indecent vocabulary!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4334 on: April 28, 2019, 06:16:20 pm »
Banned because former sailors such as myself are well-known to have a very indecent vocabulary!

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