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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4275 on: February 21, 2019, 07:34:40 pm »
Banned because of my extreme headpain.

Banned until you take two aspirin and drink a whole lot of fluids (green tea and chicken broth, not liquor!).

BTW, I've been fighting off a sore throat/head cold all day and I have to work at the new job all night.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4276 on: February 22, 2019, 06:56:40 pm »
Banned until you take two aspirin and drink a whole lot of fluids (green tea and chicken broth, not liquor!).

BTW, I've been fighting off a sore throat/head cold all day and I have to work at the new job all night.

Banned for working nights.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4277 on: February 22, 2019, 09:17:29 pm »
Banned for working nights.

Banned because, after six months of unemployment (out of the last eight), I'm very glad to be working at all!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4278 on: February 23, 2019, 07:42:11 pm »
Banned because, after six months of unemployment (out of the last eight), I'm very glad to be working at all!

Banned for not giving the next person any hook at all to hang a ban from.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4279 on: February 23, 2019, 08:23:08 pm »
Banned for not giving the next person any hook at all to hang a ban from.

Banned for excessive figurative language.
"The worshippers of the gods go to them; to the manes go the ancestor-worshippers; to the Deities who preside over the elements go their worshippers; My devotees come to Me." ... "Whichever devotee desires to adore whatever such Deity with faith, in all such votaries I make that particular faith unshakable. Endowed with that faith, a votary performs the worship of that particular deity and obtains the fruits thereof, these being granted by Me alone." - Sri Krishna

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4280 on: February 24, 2019, 03:53:19 am »
Banned for excessive figurative language.

Banned because figures don't lie but liars sure do know how to figure!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4281 on: February 24, 2019, 04:32:54 am »
Banned because figures don't lie but liars sure do know how to figure!

Banned because "figures don't lie" doesn't apply to "Creative Accounting".
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« Reply #4282 on: February 24, 2019, 10:38:41 pm »
Banned because "figures don't lie" doesn't apply to "Creative Accounting".

Banned because, of course it doesn't; 'Creative Accounting' falls under 'liars sure know how to figure'.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4283 on: February 27, 2019, 08:48:30 am »
Banned because, of course it doesn't; 'Creative Accounting' falls under 'liars sure know how to figure'.

Banned because creatives aren't necessarily liars.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4284 on: February 27, 2019, 08:55:43 am »
Banned because creatives (even of the accounting variety) aren't necessarily liars.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4285 on: February 27, 2019, 08:56:34 am »


Banned because I would like to ban myself for replying to my own post instead of modifying it!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4286 on: February 27, 2019, 01:06:29 pm »
Banned because I would like to ban myself for replying to my own post instead of modifying it!

Banned for self-banning temptation - I'm sure I heard you can go blind that way  :-p
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« Reply #4287 on: February 27, 2019, 06:39:56 pm »
Banned for self-banning temptation - I'm sure I heard you can go blind that way  :-p

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« Reply #4288 on: February 27, 2019, 09:49:19 pm »
Banne for innuendo.

Banned for 'banne' when it should've been 'banned.'
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« Reply #4289 on: February 28, 2019, 06:34:28 pm »
Banned for 'banne' when it should've been 'banned.'

Banned for taking my bait.
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