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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4365 on: July 25, 2019, 07:04:36 am »
Banned because chocolate would melt in this heatwave we're having - I'll take the ice cream and wolf it down.
Banned because melted chocolate and ice cream is very close to a Hot Fudge Sundae!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4366 on: July 25, 2019, 06:29:11 pm »
Banned because melted chocolate and ice cream is very close to a Hot Fudge Sundae!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4367 on: July 25, 2019, 07:51:48 pm »
Banned because close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!
Banned because you left out another "H" ...hydrogen bombs!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4368 on: July 26, 2019, 01:27:36 am »
Banned because you left out another "H" ...hydrogen bombs!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4369 on: July 26, 2019, 01:55:59 am »
Banned because that escalated quickly.

Banned because that didn't escalate quickly enough!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4370 on: July 26, 2019, 04:01:31 am »
Banned because that didn't escalate quickly enough!

Banned because escalators use unnecessary electricity - get fitter by taking the stairs.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4371 on: July 27, 2019, 02:24:32 am »
Banned because escalators use unnecessary electricity - get fitter by taking the stairs.

Banned because elevators are better.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4372 on: July 27, 2019, 11:06:16 am »
Banned because elevators are better.

Banned because elevators are quicker, but not necessarily better.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4373 on: July 29, 2019, 10:52:04 am »
Banned because elevators are quicker, but not necessarily better.

Banned because, if one has a week's worth of groceries to haul up to one's apartment, an elevator is definitely better.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4374 on: July 29, 2019, 12:53:33 pm »
Banned because, if one has a week's worth of groceries to haul up to one's apartment, an elevator is definitely better.

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Banned for a logical and well set out point.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4375 on: July 29, 2019, 03:11:51 pm »
Banned for a logical and well set out point.

Banned for policing logic and the distribution of Soylent Green, which may or may not be made of people.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4376 on: July 29, 2019, 06:17:40 pm »
Banned for policing logic and the distribution of Soylent Green, which may or may not be made of people.

Banned for pop culture reference.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4377 on: August 08, 2019, 12:30:57 am »
Banned for pop culture reference.

Banned because there's nothing wrong with pop culture.

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #4378 on: August 08, 2019, 06:53:30 pm »
Banned because there's nothing wrong with pop culture.

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Banned for being in denial.

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Banned for being in denial.

Banned for being in touch with reality.
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