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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 04:46:38 am »
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Banned for bringing Nazis into the conversation only 2 pages in!


(oh gods, what have I done by unleashing this unholy game?!?)

 
(GREAT, GREAT AMUSEMENT!)

Banned for being such a rule stickler!
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 06:43:23 am »
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Banned for being such a smart ass. :P

 
Banned because I am drunk with power and it makes me feel good


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 07:39:29 am »
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Banned because I am drunk with power and it makes me feel good

 
Banned for being drunk and dishorderly.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 07:42:38 am »
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Banned for being drunk and dishorderly.

 
banned for bashing my drunkenness and thinking I order dishes.


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 07:45:07 am »
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banned for bashing my drunkenness and thinking I order dishes.


banned for not ordering the dishes and leaving me to do them

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 08:06:02 am »
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banned for not ordering the dishes and leaving me to do them

 
Banned for having that annoying sociopath in your new avatar.


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2011, 09:12:02 am »
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Banned for having that annoying sociopath in your new avatar.

 
Banned because you need to RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2011, 09:20:06 am »
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Banned because you need to RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

 
Banned because that line stopped being funny a decade ago.


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2011, 09:31:33 am »
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Banned because that line stopped being funny a decade ago.

 
Banned for being an old fart.
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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2011, 09:36:16 am »
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Banned for being an old fart.

 
Banned for ageism.


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2011, 09:50:08 am »
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Banned for ageism.

 
Banned for not recognising that we're banning you for your farting, not your oldness.

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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2011, 10:04:20 am »
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Banned for not recognising that we're banning you for your farting, not your oldness.

 
Banned because you are not even on the same continent as me so you wouldn't know when I partake of my various bodily functions.


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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2011, 10:34:37 am »
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Banned because you are not even on the same continent as me so you wouldn't know when I partake of my various bodily functions.

 
Banned for mocking someone's incontinence.  (Why, yes, I do welcome an opportunity to vent by being ludicrous about forum bans.)
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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2011, 10:42:00 am »
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Banned for mocking someone's incontinence.  (Why, yes, I do welcome an opportunity to vent by being ludicrous about forum bans.)

 
Banned for mocking my mocking of someone's incontinence

(I imagine this is the thread everyone needs)


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Re: Forum Ban game
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2011, 10:43:15 am »
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Banned for mocking my mocking of someone's incontinence

(I imagine this is the thread everyone needs)

 
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