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« on: October 21, 2012, 02:54:36 pm »
From my husband:

A woman gives birth and sees the baby and immediately texts a friend.  She says that the baby is born, and it looks like her husband - not her.  so she is sure that he cheated on her and another woman is the mother and he will make her give the baby to the other woman.  The friend texted back that she had seen the baby first and so got to keep it.

The stupid - it HURTS!
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Re: *face palm*
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 03:14:11 pm »
Quote from: Owl;77536

The stupid - it HURTS!


It burns, precioussss!

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Re: *face palm*
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 03:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Owl;77536
From my husband:

A woman gives birth and sees the baby and immediately texts a friend.  She says that the baby is born, and it looks like her husband - not her.  so she is sure that he cheated on her and another woman is the mother and he will make her give the baby to the other woman.  The friend texted back that she had seen the baby first and so got to keep it.

The stupid - it HURTS!


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Re: *face palm*
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 03:51:10 pm »
Quote from: Owl;77536
From my husband:

A woman gives birth and sees the baby and immediately texts a friend.  She says that the baby is born, and it looks like her husband - not her.  so she is sure that he cheated on her and another woman is the mother and he will make her give the baby to the other woman.  The friend texted back that she had seen the baby first and so got to keep it.

The stupid - it HURTS!


My brain is apparently too highly trained.

That's been happening a lot to me of late. I read something several times before it even begins to gel into something approaching sense.

Wow.

I'm still not sure I understand--but wow.
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Re: *face palm*
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 04:06:16 pm »
Quote from: Owl;77536
From my husband:

A woman gives birth and sees the baby and immediately texts a friend.  She says that the baby is born, and it looks like her husband - not her.  so she is sure that he cheated on her and another woman is the mother and he will make her give the baby to the other woman.  The friend texted back that she had seen the baby first and so got to keep it.

The stupid - it HURTS!

 
Been dealing with this level of stupid for 4 years trying to help a budding novelist.

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