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Author Topic: Pagan SPAM Cruise!  (Read 1840 times)

Liz3509

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Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« on: October 20, 2011, 04:34:26 pm »
Dream Cruise!!!

 My name is Liz the Spammer. I am a SPAM agent with Seasons Of SPAM, working with some Shoppe that probably doesn't know I'm SPAMMING the Net with their name. We are hosting a "Pagan SPAM Cruise" open nation wide. Some Big Name Pagans who probably don't know I'm SPAMMING their names will be joining us on this fantastic SPAM Cookout. They will be eating lots of SPAM each during our days at sea.

This is a fantastic opportunity to SPAM the world or at least the Net, while also enjoying beneficial and educational SPAM. All for a fantastic SPAM price!
 
You can also visist our webpage at SPAM.  We will be updateing that SPAM daily.

For more information please call or email SPAMMER Liz at [some phone number] or [some email address]

The SPAMMED Authors have also agreed to some one on one SPAMMING while on board the ship, such as SPAM tarts, SPAMMED meditations and private SPAM meals. These activites are very limited and first come first serve, so dont hesitate to reserve to your SPAM. .
« Last Edit: October 20, 2011, 05:51:15 pm by RandallS »

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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2011, 05:53:22 pm »
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Dream Cruise!!!

 

Polynesian Bake Spam

Ingredients:
1/4 cup lemon juice
       12-oz can SPAM, cut into 7 slices
1/4 cup apricot preserves
    Dried apricots
1 tbsp prepared mustard
       Maraschino cherries
1/4 tsp pepper
          Mushrooms
1 fresh pineapple

 Directions:
Heat oven to 350.  In small bowl combine lemon juice, preserves, mustard and pepper; stir to blend.  With sharp knife, halve the pineapple, cutting through foliage and fruit.  Cut flesh away from skin; slice crosswise to yield 6 slices.  Use remaining  pineapple half in fresh fruit salad or serve fresh pineapple with other meals.   Alternate pineapple, SPAM slices to form loaf; place in halved pineapple.  Brush with apricot mixture.  Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until heated through, brushin with marinade every 15 minutes.  Garnish with dried apricots, maraschino cherries or fluted mushrooms.  Yield: 6 servings
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2011, 07:15:31 pm »
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I hope you emailed her the recipe. :D:

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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2011, 08:55:15 pm »
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I hope you emailed her the recipe. :D:

Err, no. I see no reason to give her my email address. :whis:
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 09:17:41 pm »
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beneficial and educational SPAM.

Oh I'd love to see what kind of education spam could give.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2011, 09:18:02 pm by Finn »
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2011, 09:41:26 pm »
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Dream Cruise!!!

 
Quote from: RandallS;26675

Polynesian Bake Spam

 
I think I'm going to be sea-sick! :sick:
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 12:38:44 am »
Quote from: Liz3509;26657
Dream Cruise!!!

The SPAMMED Authors have also agreed to some one on one SPAMMING while on board the ship, such as SPAM tarts, SPAMMED meditations and private SPAM meals. These activites are very limited and first come first serve, so dont hesitate to reserve to your SPAM. .

 
Do I need a SPAM PASSPORT?
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2011, 12:56:44 pm »
Quote from: Liz3509;26657
Dream Cruise!!!

 My name is Liz the Spammer. I am a SPAM agent with Seasons Of SPAM, working with some Shoppe that probably doesn't know I'm SPAMMING the Net with their name. We are hosting a "Pagan SPAM Cruise" open nation wide.

Gods! I only hope we won't hit one of those dangerous spambergs.
Only the pull-open ring is above water and the rest of them hides under the surface and makes ships sink!
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That’s what people never really understood.….Things had to balance.
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All you could try to be was a witch, as hard as you could.\'
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2011, 01:07:44 pm »
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Gods! I only hope we won't hit one of those dangerous spambergs.
Only the pull-open ring is above water and the rest of them hides under the surface and makes ships sink!

That would be a far larger can of spam than I want to have to deal with!
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Re: Pagan SPAM Cruise!
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2011, 10:08:11 pm »
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Gods! I only hope we won't hit one of those dangerous spambergs.
Only the pull-open ring is above water and the rest of them hides under the surface and makes ships sink!

 
That's a nightmare all on it's own. :eek:
"Bug f*ck nuts" should NOT be the answer when one questions their own sanity.:rolleye::

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