Author Topic: I'd be really sad if G-d killed (most of) you (Read 1386 times)

Castus · « **on:** September 24, 2017, 12:35:52 pm »

So I forgot to mention it properly, but a belated shana tov! to all of you wretched goyim. Wednesday and Thursday of course marked Rosh Hashanah and with it the beginning of the Jewish year (5778! Woooooo!)... aaaaand the beginning of the Days of Awe. You see, since G-d has already decided who will live/die for the new year we now have less than two weeks to convince him not to kill us.

Yom Kippur is not a fun holiday; it's the most aggressively un-fun holiday in the history of the human race. BUT it's worth it b/c, y'know, not-dying is usually pretty positive. So I hope you all will live to see 5779. Most of you. Even Altair <3