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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2012, 11:49:29 pm »
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YEAH!! I will be!

Wait..... WHAT? Now I have to use google dammit.

You really want to come back as Lindsey Lohan?


This is going to sound self-loathing of me, but I'd like to come back as a man, all the fun of being a woman with NO PERIODS!

Wait, some men have periods, in which case, I would like to be one that doesn't bleed every month.
 
Not that I don't like being a woman, but it's kind of a grass always looks greener on the other side thing, because the kyriarchy. :P

Failing that, I'd like to be a spotted hyena, even with their clitoris birth....

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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2012, 11:55:59 pm »
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This is going to sound self-loathing of me, but I'd like to come back as a man, all the fun of being a woman with NO PERIODS!

Wait, some men have periods, in which case, I would like to be one that doesn't bleed every month.

 


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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2012, 12:20:06 am »
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2012, 08:56:33 am »
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This is going to sound self-loathing of me, but I'd like to come back as a man, all the fun of being a woman with NO PERIODS!


I've been lucky that my "girl stuff" was fairly uneventful and over quickly (I'm 44 and all done).  I didn't much care for the endocrine system reasons for the early menopause, but I'm not complaining.

That said, Sigmund was right about one thing:  penis envy, I've got it.  Not for sexytimes, but for being able to pee discreetly anywhere.  Is there anything more convenient?

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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2012, 09:16:44 am »
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Not for sexytimes, but for being able to pee discreetly anywhere.  Is there anything more convenient?

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I was about to jump in and say that being male isn't all glamourous, but then I remembered how lucky I am to be able to do this. Believe me, I cherish my ability to be able to pee discreetly anywhere/on anything.

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I was about to jump in and say that being male isn't all glamourous, but then I remembered how lucky I am to be able to do this. Believe me, I cherish my ability to be able to pee discreetly anywhere/on anything.


Time for a TMI moment, but I imagine if I had a penis for a day I'd be trying out all kinds of things. I mean, the male ability to orgasm with less effort is enviable to me. I'd be wrapping my junk in wool, sticking it in pies, jars of peanut butter, wrapping it in aluminum foil, maybe a burlap sack too. After that I'd just let it hang out and feel the breeze.

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Time for a TMI moment, but I imagine if I had a penis for a day I'd be trying out all kinds of things. I mean, the male ability to orgasm with less effort is enviable to me. I'd be wrapping my junk in wool, sticking it in pies, jars of peanut butter, wrapping it in aluminum foil, maybe a burlap sack too. After that I'd just let it hang out and feel the breeze.

I'd pity the bloke who got it back when I was done.

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Me: "You're welcome."

 
Wow that just gave me a weekend worth of ideas......

I have grape jelly in the  fridge right now! :eek::eek:
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2012, 08:16:57 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2012, 10:12:18 pm »
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Wow that just gave me a weekend worth of ideas......

I have grape jelly in the  fridge right now! :eek::eek:

 
I think Jam might be a more interesting texture...

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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2012, 11:15:23 pm »
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Though honestly, this lifetime I pretty much am in all but physical form. So.
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2012, 10:47:28 am »
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That said, Sigmund was right about one thing:  penis envy, I've got it.  Not for sexytimes, but for being able to pee discreetly anywhere.  Is there anything more convenient?

 
This reminds me of a joke:

First two humans were created (or, to borrow another joke, finally assembled by a committee) and the deity in charge called out to them: "Hullo there, humans! I've pretty much dealt out all of your abilities now, but there's still two left. One for each of you. You can pick your favourite, but do remember - the choice is final. First, we have here... the ability to pee standing up."

At this point the first man started jumping up and down quite excited, waving his hand in the air and shouting: "Me! Me! I'll take it! I'll take it!", before the first woman managed to say anything. The deity in charge asked the first man: "Are you really, really sure this ability is what you want?" "Yes, yes!", shouted the first man. "Don't you want to even know what the second one of these two last abilities is?", asked the deity in charge. The man shook his head, he had made up his mind. Nothing could be as cool as that!

"OK then", said the deity in charge, "You'll get the ability of peeing standing up. That leaves you, first woman, with the other last ability: multiple orgasms."

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"OK then", said the deity in charge, "You'll get the ability of peeing standing up. That leaves you, first woman, with the other last ability: multiple orgasms."


I suspect my priorities are all out of whack, but I still choose convenience over pleasure.  Or maybe I just get too sleepy after the first one.  ;)

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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2012, 06:25:10 pm »
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Grumpy Cat.


Though honestly, this lifetime I pretty much am in all but physical form. So.


I would love to come back as some sort of deep-sea creature. There is so much of the underwater world that we know absolutely nothing about, and probably won't do for a very long time yet. I'd love to be able to go down and see it all with my own eyes.

Although failing that, i would like to be a cat. Cats have it easier because eating all the time and being mega fat seems to be some sort of status symbol with cats, the fatter they are then the better care is taken of them generally. I would love to be able to eat chocolate and cake and other goodies 24/7 and not have to worry about fitting into my jeans or whether the bitch in the same office as me is going to make some sort of backhanded comment about my 'muscly' thighs :p

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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2012, 07:30:00 pm »
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I suspect my priorities are all out of whack, but I still choose convenience over pleasure.  Or maybe I just get too sleepy after the first one.  ;)

 
:D

On the subject of next life, an otter in a suitably forgotten and clear stream could be nice: fish, play and sleep. :)

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