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Author Topic: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....  (Read 2998 times)

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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2012, 08:05:11 am »
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I wanna be a tree. Because then I'd be a tree. I rest my case.

 
Yeah.  Thought about this one.  Bristlecone pine.  Live for 4000 years on the edge of a cliff in the desert.  Talk about a good meditative state....
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2012, 08:08:05 am »
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An astronaut. Because pictures of space have put me on the verge of tears since before I knew what a "nebula" was and I have dreams about wanting/making preparations to go and something always stops me.


I don't want to come back as an astronaut.  I'm hoping that after I die I get to toodle around the universe and not have to worry if a NASA tech didn't check my gear correctly.

I still don't know which I want to be when I grow up, an astrophysicist or a quantum physicist.  Don't think they're that far apart, when all's said and done, really.
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2012, 08:09:49 am »
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You'll also be one of the few individuals aware of the Vogons and that damned Hyperspace Bypass.

I'd like to come back as a mediocre actress who somehow still manages to get cast in tons of blockbusters.

 
:)

My hubby wants to come back as the first female NFL defensive coordinator.  I don't even need to explain why!!!
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« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2012, 08:12:12 am »
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...less confused. :p

 
............... yeah ..................
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« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2012, 08:20:41 am »
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I've been lucky that my "girl stuff" was fairly uneventful and over quickly (I'm 44 and all done).  I didn't much care for the endocrine system reasons for the early menopause, but I'm not complaining.

That said, Sigmund was right about one thing:  penis envy, I've got it.  Not for sexytimes, but for being able to pee discreetly anywhere.  Is there anything more convenient?

Brina

 
Every time I go for a hike with either my son or my husband, suddenly one of them has to go pee.  They stand there proudly, creating an arc of golden waters, then wait for my dog to come and pee on their bush after them, validating the brotherhood of "those who pee with penises."

Meanwhile, if I have to pee, I have to find a place that doesn't have too much of a slope, or I need to squat appropriately so I'm not peeing on my Birkenstocks.  Also, I need to know my botany so that I'm not squatting in a group of plants that have leaves of three.

The whole "shake it, don't break it" doesn't work near as well for chicks either.  Can't do that with the Birkies.
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« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2013, 02:06:49 pm »
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I wanna be a tree. Because then I'd be a tree. I rest my case.

 
I was going to say cat, but I like this idea better. I'd like to be an evergreen or an aspen.

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« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2013, 07:09:32 pm »
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[what/who and why]?

...a bear.  I want to eat as much as I want, get as fat as I can, then sleep in all winter during the cold times.  And if I'm pregnant, I don't even have to wake up to give birth.  When I do wake up, I'm all skinny again and my priority is eating again to get fat and sleep in! :D:

Second choice (first choice, really--bear was just for grins and giggles):  a raven.  Let me fly and enjoy flying.  I've watched a lot of birds fly and ravens seem to be one of the few who actually revel in their ability.  Ravens can fly and they seem to have a sense of humor.  Who needs more than that?

 
I'm hoping I don't have a "next" life.
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2013, 10:54:11 pm »
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Time for a TMI moment, but I imagine if I had a penis for a day I'd be trying out all kinds of things. I mean, the male ability to orgasm with less effort is enviable to me. I'd be wrapping my junk in wool, sticking it in pies, jars of peanut butter, wrapping it in aluminum foil, maybe a burlap sack too. After that I'd just let it hang out and feel the breeze.


I like your sense of style and adventure.  

But.

Don't go burlap.  

Just.

Don't.

(Steps outside to, um, water the composter.  Because he can.)
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2013, 10:56:00 pm »
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 ...

Oh yeah, regarding the next life.  

I want to come back as a non-asthmatic.  

Or a kitty.

A fluffy, round, warm, adorable house kitty.
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« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2013, 12:12:51 am »
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Time for a TMI moment, but I imagine if I had a penis for a day I'd be trying out all kinds of things. I mean, the male ability to orgasm with less effort is enviable to me. I'd be wrapping my junk in wool, sticking it in pies, jars of peanut butter, wrapping it in aluminum foil, maybe a burlap sack too. After that I'd just let it hang out and feel the breeze.

I'd pity the bloke who got it back when I was done.

Guy: "Why...why is there grape jelly..."

Me: "You're welcome."


I giggled like an idiot for a good two minutes, but as for a serious answer i'd go with a Fox.They are like the best aspects of dogs and cats combined, they're cute, clever and awesome.

TMI time! As a guy i can say that if we are sitting in an odd way and something excites us, things get painful real quick.
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Re: In My Next Life, I Want to Be....
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2013, 08:40:06 pm »
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[what/who and why]?


 
I would be a girl if I hadn't been before because I wan't to know what it's like.

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