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Author Topic: How to organize your SPAM  (Read 3636 times)

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How to organize your SPAM
« on: September 05, 2013, 02:18:23 am »
What a nice, SEO-optimized SPAM post - and it even had subheadings.
So sorry to destroy this work of SPAM art - not.

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« Last Edit: September 05, 2013, 04:31:30 am by Tana »

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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2013, 12:33:38 pm »
Quote from: noahstein;120884
What a nice, SEO-optimized SPAM post - and it even had subheadings.
So sorry to destroy this work of SPAM art - not.

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http://kittskittchen.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/gross-recipe-of-week.html

SPAM!!!!
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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 01:41:09 pm »
Quote from: Dark Midnight;120925
http://kittskittchen.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/gross-recipe-of-week.html

SPAM!!!!

 
How would you organize your Spam anyway? Perhaps like this?

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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2013, 08:34:25 pm »
Quote from: Dark Midnight;120925
http://kittskittchen.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/gross-recipe-of-week.html

SPAM!!!!

 
what;s really bad is I think my kids would eat that.  Especially if that were ham rather than spam.
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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 01:58:53 am »
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what;s really bad is I think my kids would eat that.  Especially if that were ham rather than spam.

 
That's just wrong....
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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2013, 03:46:31 am »
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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2013, 04:34:26 am »
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How would you organize your Spam anyway? Perhaps like this?



That's given me the BEST IDEA EVER:

What if Spam and stuff like it came with an indentation on the bottom and a pokey-out bit on the top, so they could fit together a bit like Lego?  Then I wouldn't spend my grocery shopping time terrified I'd accidentally breathe on a display and it'd all collapse in a hideous endless fountain of tinned goods and despair.

It might be a pain to get the last bits of spam out of the weird shaped bottom of the tin, but it'd work for soup and beans and stuff.

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Re: How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 02:58:44 pm »
Quote from: Jack;120931
How would you organize your Spam anyway? Perhaps like this?


 
It sort of reminds me of a fort XD
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How to organize your SPAM
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 06:22:38 pm »
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That's given me the BEST IDEA EVER:

What if Spam and stuff like it came with an indentation on the bottom and a pokey-out bit on the top, so they could fit together a bit like Lego?  Then I wouldn't spend my grocery shopping time terrified I'd accidentally breathe on a display and it'd all collapse in a hideous endless fountain of tinned goods and despair.

It might be a pain to get the last bits of spam out of the weird shaped bottom of the tin, but it'd work for soup and beans and stuff.

That would definitely make prepper stockpiling a lot more fun.
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