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Satan's Black SPAM - NEW from SPAM!l
« on: October 28, 2013, 11:36:20 am »
SPAMMAN is one of the world’s leading authorities on the SPAM sciences. His profound SPAM is based not only on his own extensive investigations and study, but also on certain SPAM secrets passed on to him by beings from the unseen world. In his SPAM he reveals these secrets and shows you how to use them to bring about any ANNOYING SPAMMIFICATION.

Now for the first time ever a collection of SPAMMAN'S work is available online for immediate download!

"SPAM's BURNT STINK" features TEN books and monographs from SPAMMAN, plus a bonus: "The Hand of SPAM
(don't ask what it touches)."

Click here:
SPAMCLICK

And hurry!  The arrangement with SPAMMAN only permits this to be sold for one week.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 12:53:08 pm by Melamphoros »

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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2013, 11:41:18 am »
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!  The arrangement with Carl


Who the fuck is Carl?

If he's that kid from The Walking Dead, tell him to get back in the fucking house.  
Or, er, prison.  Depending on which season we're talking.
Oh, is it time again to say "Fuck Trump gently in the ear with a swarm of pissed-off hornets?"?

Okay. Fuck Trump gently in the ear with a swarm of pissed-off hornets.

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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 11:45:29 am »
Quote from: COTUM;127298

I have found... A salesman! Or maybe, Carl himself?!

But seriously, no idea who this dude is.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 11:51:32 am by HeartShadow »
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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2013, 11:48:20 am »
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http://www.spam.com/recipes/SPAM-French-Toast-Sticks

:spam::spam::spam:
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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2013, 11:49:04 am »
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One week Carl!
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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2013, 01:32:05 pm »
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Who the fuck is Carl?

If he's that kid from The Walking Dead, tell him to get back in the fucking house.  
Or, er, prison.  Depending on which season we're talking.

 
I agree wholeheartedly with this. Goddamnit, Carl.

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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2013, 01:55:45 pm »
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Who the fuck is Carl?

 
Pray drunk. Hex sober.
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Re: Satan's Black SPAM - NEW from SPAM!l
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2013, 03:28:15 am »
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This thread is making me laugh so hard.

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Re: Satan's Black SPAM - NEW from SPAM!l
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2013, 02:43:20 pm »
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SPAMMAN is one of the world’s leading authorities on the SPAM sciences. His profound SPAM is based not only on his own extensive investigations and study, but also on certain SPAM secrets passed on to him by beings from the unseen world. In his SPAM he reveals these secrets and shows you how to use them to bring about any ANNOYING SPAMMIFICATION.

Now for the first time ever a collection of SPAMMAN'S work is available online for immediate download!

"SPAM's BURNT STINK" features TEN books and monographs from SPAMMAN, plus a bonus: "The Hand of SPAM
(don't ask what it touches)."

Click here:
SPAMCLICK

And hurry!  The arrangement with SPAMMAN only permits this to be sold for one week.

 
How bad is it that I wished this was a real book?  Sounds like it'd be a riot to read.

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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2013, 08:28:22 am »
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But Carrrl! Spam kills people!

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Re: Satan's Black SPAM - NEW from SPAM!l
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2013, 07:15:38 pm »
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How bad is it that I wished this was a real book?  Sounds like it'd be a riot to read.

 
It would be a compilation of all the SPAM recipes ever posted on TC, complete with the reaction posts. :D:

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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 01:46:40 am »
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You know, I didn't get this reference until after my 16-year-old nephew showed the clip.

And yes, I do believe spam kills people. :sick:
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Re: Satan's Black Spells - NEW from Carl Nagel
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And yes, I do believe spam kills people. :sick:

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