Hex Crimes: The Worst Witch Movies Ever Made

Mr. Satanism: “So, would it be wrong to say that I roast these movies?”

Editor: “That could be construed as disrespectful, yes.”

Mr Satanism: “How do you figure?”

Editor: “Witch trials were once a very real thing, you know.”

Mr. Satanism: “Yeah, but that was back in historical times, and as we all know tragedy plus history equals comedy.”

Editor: “Uh, I don’t think that’s quite right. Regardless, my point is that, as a result of those trials, untold numbers of innocent people, often people with little or no political power like women, the elderly, and the mentally disabled, were mercilessly tortured and then burned alive.”

Mr. Satanism: “What the kids today would call ‘micro-aggressions’, huh? Got it.”

Editor: “Yeah… Tell you what – don’t bother crediting me in the acknowledgments, okay? I’m washing my hands of this one.”

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