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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« on: June 16, 2012, 05:32:04 pm »
Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....:cry::cool::D:
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 07:39:52 pm »
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....:cry::cool::D:

 
You forgot this face... :sick:  That is so wrong, yet I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 08:37:08 pm »
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You forgot this face... :sick:  That is so wrong, yet I can't stop laughing.

 
When he said the phrase "I AGREE TO THE FISTING", I laughed until I practically threw up.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 12:26:09 am »
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....:cry::cool::D:

 
I love this xD This is wonderful. And, I hate to admit it, I have read this book, but I was honestly curious about how well a Twilight fanfiction could translate into published material (not well).
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 08:37:20 am »
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing.


Thanks for the link. That was utterly hilarious.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 05:13:18 pm »
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Thanks for the link. That was utterly hilarious.


Is there a way to get this in audiobook format? I'd totally buy it!
I haven't read the books, but I've heard....things....about them, and now hearing this reading, it gives me hope that someday I will become a published author!
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2012, 06:08:09 pm »
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....:cry::cool::D:

 
:eek: It's been a while since I've laughed so hard I have tears pouring down my face.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2012, 06:25:38 pm »
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I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

I think mebbe so. Ja.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2012, 07:13:05 pm »
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I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

I think mebbe so. Ja.


Meeting with a psych tomorrow.  For now, even my depressed ass is laughing.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 08:20:23 pm »
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I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

I think mebbe so. Ja.

 
You know, sometimes the only thing we've got left is our power to laugh at stuff.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2012, 09:01:51 am »
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You know, sometimes the only thing we've got left is our power to laugh at stuff.

 
I laugh at plenty of stuff, believe me. I just didn't laugh at that. ::shrugs:: Whatever. [insert trite saying here pointing out that we all have personal tastes in humor]
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2013, 10:04:56 pm »
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....:cry::cool::D:

 
Oh God, I haven't seen this in a while! It's so wrong but it's so funny when he reads it xDDD
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 08:01:51 am »
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gilbert gottfried reads "fifty shades of grey"...... And i die laughing. (i wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) watching the faces.....:cry::cool::d:

rofl.
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