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An Eggcellent thread
« on: March 24, 2016, 07:00:37 pm »
Easter is upon us, and while I don't celebrate it per se, I am always eggcited for the eggscuse to make terrible egg jokes.

Q: Why didn't the egg cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't a chicken yet.

If you want to eggspress yourself, I'll be happy to egg you on!
« Last Edit: May 08, 2019, 10:58:55 am by RandallS »
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2016, 07:34:55 pm »
Quote from: Sefiru;188848
If you want to eggspress yourself, I'll be happy to egg you on!

I'm really not sure I'm doing this, but I supposes its eggspected.

Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2016, 10:03:04 pm »
Quote from: Sefiru;188848
Easter is upon us, and while I don't celebrate it per se, I am always eggcited for the eggscuse to make terrible egg jokes.

Q: Why didn't the egg cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't a chicken yet.

If you want to eggspress yourself, I'll be happy to egg you on!

 

I'm eggstatic to see this thread

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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2016, 05:43:17 pm »
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I'm really not sure I'm doing this, but I supposes its eggspected.

Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

 
That was eggsasperating.
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2016, 06:31:59 pm »
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I'm eggstatic to see this thread

 
I'm afraid the eggcitement was eggsagerated.
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2017, 06:40:59 pm »
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This seems like a good time for some neggromancy.

It may be eggregious, but I'm full of eggsuberance.
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2017, 08:43:05 pm »
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This seems like a good time for some neggromancy.

It may be eggregious, but I'm full of eggsuberance.

 
Please eggplain yourself.

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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2017, 01:16:31 pm »
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Please eggplain yourself.


This thread is eggcruciating

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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2017, 01:43:39 pm »
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This thread is eggcruciating
My thoughts eggsactly. These puns are leaving me in eggony

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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2017, 08:44:38 pm »
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My thoughts eggsactly. These puns are leaving me in eggony

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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2017, 11:29:38 am »
Quote from: Sefiru;204899
Haha, you're just egging me on!

 
Q: What is an egg's least favorite day of the week?

A: Fry Day!
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Re: An Eggcellent thread
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2017, 01:05:52 am »
Quote from: Sefiru;188848
Easter is upon us, and while I don't celebrate it per se, I am always eggcited for the eggscuse to make terrible egg jokes.

Q: Why didn't the egg cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't a chicken yet.

If you want to eggspress yourself, I'll be happy to egg you on!

I see you are yolking ;):whis:
« Last Edit: April 19, 2017, 01:06:06 am by NightSpook »

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