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Author Topic: Birders respond to militia occupation  (Read 3534 times)

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Birders respond to militia occupation
« on: January 06, 2016, 11:33:55 pm »
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 12:35:57 am »
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I saw this and just had to post the link for Altair:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/05/40-million-badss-birders-just-declared-war-on-oregon-terrorists/

 
And the birders probably have snacks.

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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2016, 12:47:05 am »
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And the birders probably have snacks.

 
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2016, 12:54:26 am »
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I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2016, 01:00:15 am »
Quote from: Darkhawk;184691
I saw this and just had to post the link for Altair:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/05/40-million-badss-birders-just-declared-war-on-oregon-terrorists/

 
Yeah, I got a kick out of that one!
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2016, 02:13:28 pm »
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I saw this and just had to post the link for Altair:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/05/40-million-badss-birders-just-declared-war-on-oregon-terrorists/

 
That was great.

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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2016, 06:24:45 pm »
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That was great.

 
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2016, 06:28:23 pm »
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...

Examples:

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The sound of a Carhartt zipper was his only reply.  

-- The small improvised washtub was filled with two things: Cletus... and Cheetos. "C'mon, Ammon," he purred. "Snack time."

Baaahaha!
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 02:30:43 am »
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- The small improvised washtub was filled with two things: Cletus... and Cheetos. "C'mon, Ammon," he purred. "Snack time."

Baaahaha!

 
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Re: Birders respond to militia occupation
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2016, 07:43:19 am »
Quote from: Darkhawk;184691
I saw this and just had to post the link for Altair:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/05/40-million-badss-birders-just-declared-war-on-oregon-terrorists/

LOL. That's great.
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